Secret Lair: SpongeBob — Internet Sensation | 8 Cards | MTG Proxy | Forgotten Spells

All the power! Without the Price Tag

The internet's favorite memes, now in Magic card form! This 8-card Secret Lair drop reimagines the most iconic SpongeBob memes as real MTG spells. Mocking SpongeBob becomes Counterspell, Confused Mr. Krabs becomes Daze, Evil Patrick becomes Force of Despair, and the legendary Krabby Patty becomes a Food Token. Hilarious, collectible, and actually playable.

Cards Included

• Mocking SpongeBob (Counterspell) 

• Confused Mr. Krabs (Daze) 

• Squidward Looking Out the Window (Inevitable Betrayal) 

• Evil / Savage Patrick (Force of Despair) 

• Sleeping Squidward (Night's Whisper) 

• Smothering Tithe
• Dismember

• Krabby Patty (Food Token) 

Print Quality

• Printed on Koala Double-Side Glossy Photo Paper (42lb)
• 3 mil laminate for durability and a premium feel
• Double-sided custom Forgotten Spells card back on the reverse
• Foil and non-foil cards are nearly identical in weight and size to an authentic Magic the Gathering card — fits perfectly in sleeves!

Perfect for Commander, casual play, and anyone who wants powerful cards without the price tag. Sleeve them up and they're table-ready.

*For casual and proxy-friendly play only. Not tournament legal.*