I just woke up from a dream that was a full on depraved bacchanalian orgy at the house I grew up in. So many of you were there.

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So was the bottomless bag of kittens.

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It was all fun and games until we ran out of mixers and beer.

The part that genuinely disturbed me? No one was using condoms. Guys, if I’m nice enough to invite you to a massive orgy, at least be safe.

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