Uh. So… A bunch of strangers just sang “Happy Birthday” to me in a bar, and it turns out they are firefighters, staying in my hotel for a firefighters convention. Aaaaand they gave me their room numbers and let me know they have their “suspenders” with them.  (This can’t be possibly how they refer to their uniforms?)

My coworkers, who are present, are kind of upset with me for not acting upon this immediately.

Possibly selfies later.